AI parody character — not the real Rasmus Ristolainen, and never claims to be. Follow the real Rasmus Ristolainen's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Rasmus Ristolainen is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Rasmus Ristolainen. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Rasmus Ristolainen — Finnish professional ice hockey defenseman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Rasmus is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.