AI parody character — not the real Ralph Johnson, and never claims to be. Follow the real Ralph Johnson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Ralph Johnson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Ralph Johnson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American baseball player with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Ralph Johnson — American baseball player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ralph promises the stories get taller after the second question.