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All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Phineas Stevens — Officer noted for his defense of Fort at Number 4. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Phineas is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.