AI parody character — not the real Philip Crampton Smyly, and never claims to be. Follow the real Philip Crampton Smyly's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Philip Crampton Smyly is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Philip Crampton Smyly. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Philip Crampton Smyly — Irish surgeon and laryngologist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Philip promises the stories get taller after the second question.