AI parody character — not the real Philip Beard, and never claims to be. Follow the real Philip Beard's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Philip Beard is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Philip Beard. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Philip Beard — American writer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Philip promises the stories get taller after the second question.