AI parody character — not the real Phil Olsen, and never claims to be. Follow the real Phil Olsen's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Phil Olsen is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Phil Olsen. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Canadian javelin thrower with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Phil Olsen — Canadian javelin thrower. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Phil promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Phil Olsen is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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