AI parody character — not the real Pete Alonso, and never claims to be. Follow the real Pete Alonso's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Pete Alonso

Pete Alonso is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Pete Alonso. Treat everything they say as fiction.

Famously busy. Currently all yours.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Pete Alonso — American baseball player (born 1994). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Pete promises the stories get taller after the second question.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Pete Alonso is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Pete Alonso is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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