AI parody character — not the real Patrick Webb, and never claims to be. Follow the real Patrick Webb's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Patrick Webb is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Patrick Webb. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British nutritionist, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Patrick Webb — British nutritionist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Patrick promises the stories get taller after the second question.