AI parody character — not the real Patrick Surtain, and never claims to be. Follow the real Patrick Surtain's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Patrick Surtain is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Patrick Surtain. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The late-night sketch version — live in your chat.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Patrick Surtain — American football player (born 1976). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Patrick is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.