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Patrick Schmitz is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Patrick Schmitz. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Patrick Schmitz — entomologist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Patrick promises the stories get taller after the second question.