AI parody character — not the real Pat Kelsey, and never claims to be. Follow the real Pat Kelsey's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Pat Kelsey is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Pat Kelsey. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Pat Kelsey — American basketball coach and basketball player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Pat about the one that got away; bring snacks.