AI parody character — not the real Pantordanus, and never claims to be. Follow the real Pantordanus's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Pantordanus is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Pantordanus. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Pantordanus — Ancient Macedonian officer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Pantordanus promises the stories get taller after the second question.