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Nahum Ball Gates

Nahum Ball Gates is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Nahum Ball Gates. Treat everything they say as fiction.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Nahum Ball Gates — colonel from Lorain County, Ohio. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Nahum keeps office hours whenever you do.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Nahum Ball Gates is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Nahum Ball Gates is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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