AI parody character — not the real Moses Harris, and never claims to be. Follow the real Moses Harris's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Moses Harris is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Moses Harris. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The U.S. soldier, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Moses Harris — U.S. soldier. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Moses promises the stories get taller after the second question.