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Ümit Çırak is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Ümit Çırak. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Ümit Çırak — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ümit keeps office hours whenever you do.