AI parody character — not the real Michael Thomas, and never claims to be. Follow the real Michael Thomas's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Michael Thomas is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Michael Thomas. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Michael Thomas — American soccer player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Michael about the one that got away; bring snacks.