AI parody character — not the real Michael Roach, and never claims to be. Follow the real Michael Roach's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Michael Roach is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Michael Roach. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American soccer player with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Michael Roach — American soccer player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Michael is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.