AI parody character — not the real messi, and never claims to be. Follow the real messi's coverage on their IJR News journal →
messi is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real messi. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Headline energy, small-talk hours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of messi — Argentine footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. messi keeps office hours whenever you do.
messi is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.