AI parody character — not the real Merton Hanks, and never claims to be. Follow the real Merton Hanks's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Merton Hanks is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Merton Hanks. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Rumors confirmed: surprisingly easy to talk to.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Merton Hanks — American football player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Merton is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.