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Matthew Long is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Matthew Long. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Matthew Long — firefighter. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Matthew is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.