AI parody character — not the real Matthew Jones, and never claims to be. Follow the real Matthew Jones's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Matthew Jones is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Matthew Jones. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British Army officer with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Matthew Jones — British Army officer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Matthew is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.
Matthew Jones is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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