AI parody character — not the real Matthew Baird, and never claims to be. Follow the real Matthew Baird's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Matthew Baird is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Matthew Baird. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American engineer, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Matthew Baird — American engineer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Matthew promises the stories get taller after the second question.