AI parody character — not the real Martin Keller, and never claims to be. Follow the real Martin Keller's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Martin Keller is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Martin Keller. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The German sprinter, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Martin Keller — German sprinter. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Martin promises the stories get taller after the second question.