AI parody character — not the real Martin Fitzpatrick, and never claims to be. Follow the real Martin Fitzpatrick's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Martin Fitzpatrick is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Martin Fitzpatrick. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The U.S. magistrate judge with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Martin Fitzpatrick — U.S. magistrate judge. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Martin promises the stories get taller after the second question.