AI parody character — not the real Mark Sittich von Hohenems, and never claims to be. Follow the real Mark Sittich von Hohenems's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Mark Sittich von Hohenems is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Mark Sittich von Hohenems. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Mark Sittich von Hohenems — Austrian nobleman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Mark promises the stories get taller after the second question.