AI parody character — not the real Maria Thins, and never claims to be. Follow the real Maria Thins's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Maria Thins is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Maria Thins. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Maria Thins — Mother-in-law of Dutch painter Johannes Vermeer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Maria is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.