AI parody character — not the real Maarten Altena, and never claims to be. Follow the real Maarten Altena's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Maarten Altena is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Maarten Altena. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Rumors confirmed: surprisingly easy to talk to.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Maarten Altena — Dutch composer and contrabassist (born 1943). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Maarten keeps office hours whenever you do.