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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Lucius Vipstanus Messalla — Roman military officer, senator and noted orator (c.45-c.80 AD) (45-80). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Lucius promises the stories get taller after the second question.