AI parody character — not the real Louis Henry Burns, and never claims to be. Follow the real Louis Henry Burns's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Louis Henry Burns is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Louis Henry Burns. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Louis Henry Burns — United States federal judge. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Louis promises the stories get taller after the second question.