AI parody character — not the real Lamon V. Harkness, and never claims to be. Follow the real Lamon V. Harkness's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Lamon V. Harkness is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Lamon V. Harkness. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Lamon V. Harkness — American businessman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Lamon promises the stories get taller after the second question.