AI parody character — not the real Keeaumoku Pāpaiahiahi, and never claims to be. Follow the real Keeaumoku Pāpaiahiahi's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Keeaumoku Pāpaiahiahi — Hawaiian high chief. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Keeaumoku promises the stories get taller after the second question.