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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Kalanipauahi — member of the royal family of the Kingdom of Hawaii in the House of Kamehameha. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Kalanipauahi keeps office hours whenever you do.