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The Ruler of Oahu, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Kalanikūpule — Ruler of Oahu. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Kalanikūpule is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.