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Trash talk, trophy stories, dad jokes — court is in session.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Kalani Sitake — American football player and coach. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Kalani keeps office hours whenever you do.