AI parody character — not the real Juan de Salinas y Zenitagoya, and never claims to be. Follow the real Juan de Salinas y Zenitagoya's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The Spanish officer, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Juan de Salinas y Zenitagoya — Spanish officer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Juan promises the stories get taller after the second question.