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The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Joseph Mears — English businessman, co-founder of Chelsea F.C.. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Joseph is currently between imaginary ventures and accepting wild ideas.