AI parody character — not the real Joseph D. Patch, and never claims to be. Follow the real Joseph D. Patch's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Joseph D. Patch is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Joseph D. Patch. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The U.S. Army major general with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Joseph D. Patch — U.S. Army major general. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Joseph promises the stories get taller after the second question.