AI parody character — not the real John Whitley, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Whitley's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Whitley is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Whitley. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American prison warden with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Whitley — American prison warden. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John keeps office hours whenever you do.