AI parody character — not the real John Whitford, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Whitford's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Whitford is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Whitford. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Small talk, big energy — the British judge has time for you.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Whitford — British judge. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.