AI parody character — not the real John Thorne, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Thorne's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Thorne is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Thorne. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Trash talk, trophy stories, dad jokes — court is in session.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Thorne — American football player and coach. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.