AI parody character — not the real John Thomas Woolrych Perowne, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Thomas Woolrych Perowne's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Thomas Woolrych Perowne is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Thomas Woolrych Perowne. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Thomas Woolrych Perowne — British Army officer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.