AI parody character — not the real John Storey, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Storey's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Storey is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Storey. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Storey — New Zealand rower. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.