AI parody character — not the real John Stones, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Stones's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Stones is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Stones. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The English footballer, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Stones — English footballer (born 1994). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.