AI parody character — not the real John Spence, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Spence's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Spence is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Spence. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Spence — Scottish footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.