AI parody character — not the real John Simons, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Simons's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Simons is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Simons. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British radio executive with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Simons — British radio executive. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.