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John Rishton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Rishton. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British businessman, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Rishton — British businessman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.