AI parody character — not the real John Purser, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Purser's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Purser is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Purser. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Scottish composer with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Purser — Scottish composer and playwright. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.