AI parody character — not the real John Platt, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Platt's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Platt is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Platt. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Platt — footballer (born 1954). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask John about the one that got away; bring snacks.