AI parody character — not the real John Patterson, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Patterson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Patterson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Patterson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Patterson — American baseball player born 1978. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask John about the one that got away; bring snacks.