AI parody character — not the real John Paris, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Paris's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Paris is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Paris. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American musician, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Paris — American musician. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.